steve
davis

australian comedian


hahaha.com.au

 

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I was after a wholesale used car on Queensland's Gold Coast and I found Mudgeeeraba Wholesale Used Cars

What happened in Mumbai was pretty horrible and I am certainly glad, given how much I travel, that I was nowhere near the place.

But the people behind this are idiots.  If you want to bring your cause to the attention of the western world and get sympathy, attacking westerners in their hotels and restaurants is not the way to go about it.

They missed a great opportunity to have the whole world on their side had they instead attacked some of the Mumbai call centres.

I have been trying to retire for about 50 years now.

People who say "If I was rich I would still go to work every day" must be loony - just don't get it.  Why would you work if you don't have to? 

As an entertainer I estimate have worked an average of an hour a week for the last 30 years - how perfect is that?  I am at the point where I don't want/need to work any more except that performing is so much fun  - except that people laugh at me.

And then along comes someone with an offer too good to refuse.  Two weeks cruising the South Pacific plus I can take the Sheila, plus I am well paid. 

Sounds perfect doesn't it?  But you are sadly mistaken. I have to perform one show during the cruise so it can hardly be called a holiday really, can it?

Life, where is thy sting.

I think I have mentioned in the past that on the internet, despite what people think,  "you can click but you can't hide".

Everything is logged here...comments, searches, everything, including your IP number  58.179.98.186 "Nerang Hard Man".  This tells me that you were connected to "ge0-1.bras1.brs.iprimus.net.au" at Fri 14/11/2008 2:10 PM.

So I know you use iprimus...if you want, I'll dig deeper - and you know I will. 

It is just about worth the court fee to get a District Court discovery order for your contact details - I already have the papers drawn up, they have been gone over by a barrister friend - but I have been distracted. 

At my request, iprimus are keeping your connection records so that your identity can be handed over by court order, they are quite happy to do so and won't fight it.

The ball is now deeply in your court - go on, provoke me...it would be my pleasure to publicly humiliate you.

Now...where was I....